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			You’re Killing Me Here 
 Crazy Requests, Extra Stupid, Germany, Pets & Animals, Vet | Healthy | January 28, 2018
 
 
 (A lady comes in with a cat in a very bad condition. After a short examination, I have to tell her that the only thing I can do is to euthanize her cat.)
 
 Me: “I’m so sorry, but the kidneys have completely stopped working. The only thing we can do is release that poor cat from her pain and suffering.”
 
 Lady: “Oh, that’s a shame, but if it’s the only option…”
 
 Me: “Unfortunately, it is.”
 
 Lady: “Okay, but is there any homeopathic euthanasia you can give? You know, all these chemical things are bad for her health!”
 
 Me: “Um, do you know what ‘euthanasia’ means?”
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