Make Her Watch The Antonio Banderas Movie Version, Instead

Books & Reading, home, Spouses & Partners, USA | Romantic | December 14, 2018


Me: “[Friend] and I are forming a book club.”

Wife: “Who?”

Me: “[Friend, who I’ve known since childhood].”

Wife: *mumbles something*

Me: “What?”

Wife: “Sounds like a couple of losers.”

Me: “Would a couple of losers be reading something called Eaters Of The Dead by Michael Crichton?”

Wife: “Actually, yes.”