Mohammad's First Day of School







In Dublin on the first day of school the teacher asked Mohammad what was his name.

"Mohammad," he replied.




"You're in Ireland now," replied the teacher, "so from now on you will be known as Mike."




Mohammad returned home after school.




"How was your day, Mohammad?", his mother asked.




"My name is not Mohammad. I'm in Ireland and now my name is Mike."




"Are you ashamed of your name?", his mother asked. "Are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!"




And his mother beat the s**t out of him.




Then she called his father who beat the s**t out of him again.




The next day Mohammad returned to school..




The teacher saw all his fresh bruises. "What happened to you, Mike?", she asked.




"Well, shortly after becoming an Irishman I was attacked by two f**king Muslims."




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